If you pay these guys to do something, they will take your money, giggle to each other about it, and then poop on your front lawn while calling you gay.
Why do people always assume this? Makes it easier to sleep at night? Do the various government agencies pay that well? I would say the smartest people are either doing research for universities or making big money in the banking industry. I can't think of any reason that the best ones would find themselves working for the government of all places.
The fireworks would be epic :)